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Comic Relief From Bluebeam

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Take a trip through comic land at Bluebeam.

Bluebeam's Website features some comic relief from paper.

It’s always nice to see some creativity in the realm of marketing messages, even if it might be a little corny as in, “Battlin’ broomsticks Batman did you see witch way it went?”

Bluebeam Software tames the paper we all love to hate in construction by making it easy to use PDFs for everything, (except maybe as paper in the porta john).

So at AIA Miami in June the company is unveiling a monstrous super hero booth. Here you can get a look at the the company’s latest efforts to rid us of paper once and for all.

The company’s booth (#2387) is going to be a whopping 600 sf. This is all designed to showcase its new technology, and also it appears to be showcasing its artistic and story telling talent.

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Will Spam Flattery Catch On?

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Lately I kind of like emptying the spam folder in the admin section of my blog. There are so many encouraging comments in there. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but we are in the midst of a spam revolution. The spam bots are getting so smart they now leave relevant messages instead of aimless wanderings and 20 URLs. Now they are trying flattery, and really trying hard to blend in with the legitimate commenters. Just look at the compliments they are leaving for me:

Good stuff here. I would definitely recommend this one.

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Nice Reading. Thanks

Do you make money out of this blog? Just curious

Very informative text. I’ve found your site via Bing and I’m really happy about the information you provide in your posts. Btw your blogs layout is really messed up on the Chrome browser. Would be really great if you could fix that. Anyhow keep up the great work!

Hi. Very interesting Post. Not really what I have searched over Google, but thanks for the information. Can you email me back, please. Thanks so much.

Please pardon my not good English. I make an effort to keep track of industry related web sites. Theres just a handful of interesting ones. Found yours on Netscape search. Thank you for your point of view.

Now when I’m feeling down I just sit around and keep hitting the “Check For Spam” button.

I just had to revisit the Christmas gifts for construction people post when I got a catalog from ThinkGeek. A lot of construction, architecture, and engineering folks like cool gadgets. Here are my picks from this company.

alternative textA Metal Safe for the Laptop: This one is designed so you can bolt it down to a desk, wall, or other solid surface. The bolts are on the inside of the case so they are not accessible. It holds up to a 17″ laptop and accessories and has a combination lock. This would be great for securing computers in job trailers. Except that perhaps the ready availability of crowbars might make it a little less secure than its intended use in dorms.

alternative textA Mini Refrigerator/Range: You can heat up your lunch, or cool down your afternoon drink in this 20 Liter capacity unit. It also works in vehicles and comes with the adapter. Set the temperature you want and wait a bit. It chills to 44 degrees, and heats up to 140 degrees. It’s 12.5″X13.5″X17.5″ and comes with three shelves.

alternative textEspecially For Plumbers: Hey, this might even be helpful on the job to find out which side of the faucet the hot was hooked up to. Water takes on a new glow when it turns color coming out of the faucet. In this case, it even matches the temperature by turning blue for cold and red for hot. You can also get it ONLY in blue although that seems a bit boring. It comes with the batteries (thank goodness, if it was a plug-in model you’d only enjoy the colored water one time), and includes some spares too.

alternative textEspecially for Everyone EXCEPT Electricians (they probably already have their own): Find out what any electrical item is costing to operate. Plug the unit into the outlet, plug the appliance into the unit. You can input what you pay per Kilowatt and find out costs by week, month and year. It also counts how many Kilowatt-hours the appliance is using.

alternative textMini Laser Tool Set: Based on the tried and true concept of trying to put a number of functional things into one compact unit this one includes a laser, level, ruler and screwdriver bit holder. They say it will work for leveling shelves and pictures and for taking measurements and marking lines for cutting materials. Oh, and it comes with the screwdriver bits, one slotted and two Phillips.

alternative textDigital Measuring Tape: Perhaps a little light-weight for many construction pros, but nontheless handy. It’s a tape measure that displays the measurement digitally on its top. For those carpenters who can’t remember the dimension from the time they take it until they get back to the saw horse to mark the cut, this solves the problem by allowing them to click a button and save the dimension. It works in feet/inches or metric units and displays fractions down to a sixteenth of an inch. It measures up to 16 feet. Now, if they’d just add a calculator that helps with figuring rafter cuts and concrete volumes then we’d really be cooking.

Peeking woman and present(Photo by © Judwick | Dreamstime.com)

Once again it’s the time of the year to wander around the Internet and find some unique gifts for people who work in construction. I tend to focus on useful construction gifts ever since a gift I once gave to someone came back to me as a re-gift the following year. There is more than one reason construction gifts are re-gifted, but I think the main reason is that they are useless to the receiver.

Construction people turn building plans into three-dimensional objects. So, they need and like all kinds of tools. Not just screw guns and cut-off saws, but reference tools and calculating tools as well. Construction people also work in all kinds of conditions. Day, night, rain, fog, snow, ice, dazzling sunshine and in and around structures that are in all stages of completion. So, they need things that help them stay comfortable without sacrificing flexibility, safety and mobility.

Some construction people work for companies, while others are the company. If your giftee is a self-employed contractor, carpenter, plumber, electrician, or painter (just to name a few) then the number of appropriate gifts expands significantly since there isn’t a company supplying tools of the trade.

There are also many different kinds of construction people. Some drive the nails and finish the concrete, others estimate, plan and schedule, while others manage. Buying a screw gun for a project manager is like buying a typewriter for a CEO. They probably aren’t going to use it, and if they need one they can probably get one, or already have one. Which brings me to the final caution when buying gifts for construction people.

There’s no point in getting them things that would normally be supplied to them as part of their work. One exception would be personalized items. So, for what it’s worth, here is a directory of sites that will hopefully give you some ideas about what gifts might be useful to the construction people, or person in your life.

Code books, construction management books, how to books, construction cost guides, digital takeoff tools, construction calculators, electrical meters, distance measuring devices, and more technical references and tools are here and here.

Clothes, boots, gloves, safety equipment, tool belts, knee pads, heat packs, cooling gear and much more for keeping construction people comfortable and safe are here.

Watches of all kinds are here, with two of special note here, and here.

Power tools, air tools, hand tools, tool accessories and an interesting “Build-A-Kit” option can be found here.

Promotional Items: Although these are not what I would consider to be true gifts (since they advertise your company) many of them are nontheless quite useful, attractive and durable. These aren’t your grandfather’s novelty gifts and certainly have their place in the holiday scheme of gift giving. See the many options here, here and here.

Money Clips, Business Card Holders and Keychains with construction themes can be found here.

Just for Fun: These include custom imprinted items with some pretty funny cartoons like you find here.

If you know of a unique gift idea for construction people, leave a comment. Of course, some construction people may not want anything construction-related. For that, you’re on your own.

Well, they found water on the moon and it is reported there’s a lot of it – at least at the south pole. The impact from the spacecraft they sent up there splashed up 25 gallons.

alternative textThere is already talk underway to construct a pipeline from the moon to the earth. PVC is apparently the preferred material. The end of the 72inch pipe will stick through the atmosphere somewhere over the south Pacific and pour millions of gallons of water into India every day. From there the water will be bottled for shipment to other continents while trucks will carry the water throughout Asia, Africa, China and the Middle East. During monsoon season a huge diverter will be fitted to the end of the pipe causing the water to shoot over to Egypt where the bottling and hauling efforts will continue. Eventually oil tankers that no longer have any oil to carry will be scrubbed up and they will begin hauling the water across the globe to thirsty populations.

The picture here shows the basic construction document that will be used by many companies to formulate their bids. All 195 countries on earth are participating in funding the project. It is expected to cost a trillion dollars, but skeptics say that estimate is ridiculously low.

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